There has been a correction to my last post:
Thank you Brad for the oversight.
Apparently I overlooked a few (three) zeros in my crunching. Yet, not surprisingly, my panties remained bunched.
What if we narrowed the field to 150 million people? I'm guessing not every citizen pays taxes? I wouldn't mind a $4,000 dollar bail out/stimulus/welfare check (or whatever they're calling it these days).