Sunday, February 14, 2010
Happy Valentine's Day, Mom! Wait, that isn't chocolate....
Well, it looks like "Simona Pooplooza" kicked off 2010 with a bang. The event coincided with Valentine's Day this year. While Teddy and I relaxed in bed a little later than usual and exchanged Valentine's Day gifts, Simone made a Valentine's Day deposit of her own in bed. It looked like chocolate. She had smeared the tell tale signs of the brown stuff everywhere. Tiny, curious handprints covered her body, crib posts, and linens. Its aroma wafted through the air and invaded my nostrils. Wait...., that isn't chocolate. It was the $#!t... LITERALLY. I'll spare you the pictures, but the cute, hand-picked crib bumper that once lined the safety rails? Gone. The once adorable, matching Abby Rose bedding? Off to the incinerator. Got any recommendations for a new toddler bed?
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3 comments:
Ewww!
OMG ~ Let's not tell Avery about that idea! I know she's next!! She took off ALL her pj's, including the diaper tonight! Found her little nudey-cutey in her crib with a big smile on her face! Good thing I went to check on her tonight!
SHUT UP! Now THIS is what good blog posts are made of. These horrifying moments are only salvaged by knowing you can share them with the world and we can sympathize (or empathize?) with your misery and laugh WITH you. I love it!
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